Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
