Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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