Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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