Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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