The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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