The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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