Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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