no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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