Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Are we still banned from the library?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
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