some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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