How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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