rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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