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I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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