I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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