Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I fill condoms, not promises.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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