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well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He has the fingertips of a God
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