I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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