No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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