did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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