How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
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