Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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