The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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