Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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