This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Be still, my beating vagina.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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