super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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