Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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