piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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