As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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