i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize
