i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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