Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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