My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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