It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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