we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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