We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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