if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Is it because I queefed?
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Randomize
