My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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