this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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