i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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