dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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