Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Send help, water and tortillas.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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