I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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