Got a toothbrush?
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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