He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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