and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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