i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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