she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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