scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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