is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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