That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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