i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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