also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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