And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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