Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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