just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He had one of those small greek statue penises
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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