Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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