Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Randomize
