Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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